January 2012
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i'm giving this new year's the stinkeye.
i’m like, “YOU HAVE NO SIGNIFICANCE
I WILL NOT BE CONTROLLED BY YOU,
ARBITRARY DAY ON CALENDAR.”
i stayed in on purpose so i could keep this $8 bubbly to myself and i’m not even sorry.
now i’m just waiting for my parents to go to sleep so i can drink it while not being called an alcoholic. #livingathomeinyour20s
December 2011
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7percentsolution:
I haven’t seen the girl with the dragon tattoo but based on people’s reactions on how graphic the rape scene(s?) is, it’s driving me mad that graphic rape can get a R rating but movies with scenes featuring females having CONSENSUAL SEX AND ENJOYING IT (ie blue valentine) receive NC17 ratings. what is wrong with this picture here
This!
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FHM: If you could kill anyone with your...
IWAN: That’s an awful question! JOE: David Starkey. Not long ago I watched his interview and his open racism is fascinating. Yeah, I’d be able to make my hand into a spear and put it through his fucking head. I thought David Starkey was a proper gentleman who knew all about the Tudors but then it appears he’s actually a bit of a twit. NATHAN: I wouldn’t kill David Starkey, I’d just shame him....
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“Watching The Nerdist’s Year In Review show; so far so funny, until this...”
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tylercoates:
I think if I have taken anything away from this and this and this and this and this and every other post (including the ones on this blog right here) it’s that I couldn’t care less about girls fucking dudes. Congratulations to everyone involved, you really blew the lid off fucking! Now, please find me a story about someone who isn’t a young white woman who hasn’t lived long enough...
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IS MORIARTY WEARING A SKULL TIE PIN?!
GURL, THIS IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW TO GET ME THROUGH THE NEXT 10 DAYS. IS THAT A MCQUEEN SKULL PIN?? MOFFAT, HELP A SISTER OUT.
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i've done it.
…i just read x-rated real-person fanfiction for the first time.
i knew that clicking the link would mean crossing a serious line, but i did it and i read all the way through and it might’ve made me a little bit hot.
i probably need to take five showers and flog myself or something.
in other news, there’s someone on tumblr with the url “popacademia.” their blog is...
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my autocorrect always corrects "you" as "thou" or...
clearly, my phone can’t decide whether it’s soulja boy or shakespeare.
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The 167th GIF in your folder is the thing you do...
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Submitted by: Anon
This is appropriate because I’m always doing him in my sleep.
december is at the end of everything
this sort of makes me feel like december is a negatable month
whenever i find artifacts of things i did in decembers past, i feel as if i’m looking into the twilight zone
not sure if “negatable” is a word, but all things inevitably end in december, and do so in a way that is meaningful at least by our western standards
there is a photo on my facebook taken of someone last...
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Anonymous asked: we know each other in real life, but we aren't friends. You probably hate me. I wish we could hate fuck each other, I think that would greatly improve our interactions with one another.
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A SMALL VICTORY IN CRACK IDEATION.
The man in the bed was handsome and young, face unlined and hair combed back with too much product. The Doctor smiled to himself. This man would have been a wonderful companion, so full of pure wonder and love. The smile faded. But that was not his fate. Instead, the Doctor thought, he would be thrown into the path of evil and torment. But he knew, knew it like he knew the paths of countless...
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“..lights shine behind me with glitter cannons exploding while ricky martin’s...”
– an entry from my fifth grade journal concerning my big finale for the school’s talent show where everyone will “finally realize that I’m cool” (via lulinternet)
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Rejected Jokes: Jean-Ralphio's Guide to Modern... →
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Recently, GQ asked to interview me as Jean-Ralphio to discuss “gentlemanly etiquette.” I have never said yes to anything faster in my entire life.
GQ: Sweater-vest, sweater, cardigan, or none of the above? Jean-Ralphio: All three at the same time, so if you strike out with a woman, you can take off a layer and try again as a “different person.”